A gay of my own
I've been wondering this for quite some time. According to TV and Hollywood, every sassy young woman has her own gay. Most of my girl friends have their own. Some have whole collections of them. Why not me? I edit Playgirl, for crissakes! As far as I can tell, I am enjoyed by numerous gays of my friends. But it never gets to the point where he is my gay BF.
Do I radiate some sort of gay-repellant pheromone? Is it that I sometimes use "that's gay" in the playground sense? And sometimes the phrase "that is gay homo to the max"? Is it that I tend to like music generally enjoyed by alienated young straight men and women (and dykes), and not music generally enjoyed by gay men?
If nobody answers this, it means you're gay and you dont' think I'm fabulous.