As part of a vast right-wing conspiracy to destroy my girlish figure, Ben & Jerry's has joined forces with Stephen Colbert to create Americone Dream
To quote the company's own propaganda, "The flavor, Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream™ is a decadent melting pot of vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl. It’s the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth."
Dammit, I don't even eat dairy (except cheese which doesn't count). OK now this also doesn't count. My
boyfriend is like, "This is like a choco taco," (whatever that is), and I am all, mouth open, tongue out, desperate for another hit of that sweet sweet frozen crack. After we got hooked on two pints, my neighborhood bodegas can't even keep this magical confection in stock.
Thanks a lot, Ben & Jerky's!!!
Labels: comedy, fooders, GIRL STUFF, jerks