A short list which is gross but true
Things that make Cooper (the yellow dog)'s lipstick come out:
Metallica's 1986 album Master of Puppets
Being inside my VW bus
Taking a dump
The wind blowing
On this topic, I've seen more than enough. Here's hoping for a lifelong exemption from seeing junk I don't want to see.
Labels: beasties, creepos, porn office, rock
posted by Colleen @ 7:14 AM
14 Comments:
At 9:57 AM,
lioux said…
I used to heart Metallica®™©™ until Cliff Burton died.
MASTER!
MASTER!
MASTER OF PUPPETS, YOU'RE PULLING MY STRINGS!
At 11:31 AM,
Jules said…
um what?
At 11:32 AM,
Colleen said…
Can you make your question more specific?
At 12:20 PM,
Big Daddy said…
Did I shoot heroin and not know it?
Who's Coop? Why he have lipstick?
At 12:23 PM,
Colleen said…
Coop is a yellow dog belonging to my boyfriend. And when male dogs love someone or something very much, their lipsticks come out.
At 12:35 PM,
julepandme said…
cokane - I think only unfixed male dogs have that issue. My boys never show anything.
oh, and if you really want to see something hang around male horses. When they get really relaxed they get REALLY relaxed, if you know what I mean.
At 2:00 PM,
C.R. III said…
That is hilarious terminology. My sister referred to her dog's as "the red rocket", and I think even went so far as to ask the vet (when said dog was in for neutering), "Could you also remove 'the red rocket'?"
Ugh...the horse thing is true. My wife has two horses and mentioned that it is a common thing when brushing them.
P.S. Master of Puppets? Rad.
P.P.S. That MoP makes Coop's lipstick come out? TOTALLY RAD!
P.P.P.S. Big Daddy's Question? You guessed it...also rad.
At 2:46 PM,
Colleen said…
Haha, I thought "lipstick" was the offical biological term for this phenomenon. I was like, why does no one get it? J&me, Coop has all his parts, so you are correct.
& I guess we now know where the term "hung like a horse" came from!
At 8:54 AM,
Terry said…
I was just listening to that CD yesterday!!
As far as the lipstick goes, my ex-dog Sam also liked the wind. But he would commence an onslaught of self gratification. Yes, the dog would masturbate until full satisfaction was achieved!! Leaving me to clean the evidence off of the glass door to the porch...
Come On Sam...Take it to your dog house!!! Get a room!!
At 11:24 AM,
Kartek said…
If you really want to be scarred for life, at UC Davis on picnic day each year, they have a showing of how to collect y'know from a stallion and stuff like that.
At 1:22 PM,
i like cheese said…
My cat's lipstick comes out on only very special occasions, and it's usually when he's sitting on my boyfriend's lap....ew.
At 2:15 PM,
Colleen said…
Ha!!
I have seen many, many gross things, especially since working in the porn office. But thus far, I have been spared all of what the previous three commenters refer to, and for that, I am grateful.
At 9:59 PM,
Hannah said…
Kartek - on PICNIC day?
At 10:03 PM,
Hannah said…
ps - as one who has been personally threatened with the business end of this dog's mechanicals, I can commend cokane's choice of clipart as spot-on accurate.
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