Sunday, August 12, 2007

Motley 'cue

(Some content possibly NSFW? I dont' really know what's considered NSFW, as my last job was in a porno office.)

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Somehow in the middle of the last few days of moving preparations, the bf and I threw a going-away rooftop barbecue kegger. It went rather smashingly; strangers became friends, old friends reunited one last time for now, and hilarious wastedness occurred. A lot of friends seemed really sad to see us must be that they've absorbed the concept of me moving better than I have.

After about 8 hours of kegging, and like 50 trips up and down 5 flights to let people in, I'm rather dum and useless today so I'll keep this short.

Meet Dana. This standout BBQ atendee is bffs with Calisha Jenkins of that crazy band I keep trying to tell you about, Drunky Brewster. Here's Dana showing off her "BBQ grill," which is a grill she made out of barbecued sausage.

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Later, she peed on the roof. Mind you, my apartment, which has a lavatory, was about 10 steps below where this took place. However, this choice kicked the party up a notch.

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I have not hung out with Dana too much, but it's cool that she was so comfortable with me that she would spend like 5% of the total time we've ever been around each other urinating in my presence.

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Lots of other fun was had, but none of the other photos were flattering so I shan't talk about it.

And this morning, a major breakthrough was made in inter-apartment cat-dog relations. After months of trauma because she's so scared of her somewhat-newish dog apartment-mate, Gypsy is finally starting to emerge from her self-imposed exile. Little does she know her entire small world is about to get tsunami'd* beginning in the wee hours of Wednesday morning when we move. This is the closest she's ever dared to get to the dog.

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Note the red-wine stains on Coop's fur. Or maybe those are burns from Gyp's hate beams.

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*(I took the high road and did not make the obvious Louisiana natural disaster joke)

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  • At 6:24 PM, Blogger The Cajun Boy said…

    did my invite get lost in the mail?

    and to think that i was gonna hook you up with all the "cool" people in baton rouge.

    tis tis.

  • At 6:51 PM, Blogger Alienwhere said…

    Peeing in public is the cat's ass. For reals. It looks like that was a party chock full of kickassery.

  • At 6:56 PM, Blogger ecs said…

    Oh yay for Gyp! And poor thing. She doesn't unnerstand English so she doesn't know that her reluctant efforts were basically for nought come Wednesday.

    Does she have cat sedatives? I really wanted to come up with a clever name such as Felium (feline +valium) but um. Yeah that didn't work.

  • At 5:50 AM, Blogger Colleen said…

    Caje boy, I posted the invite on this blog awhile back, then mentioned it again at the end of Friday's post, then I invited one of your friends who befriended me on myspace, telling her to bring you, and she politely declined.
    So nice try.
    But I wish you woulda come!
    Alienwhere, yes!
    ecs, I'm going to give her Benadryl for the loooong drives.

  • At 6:00 AM, Blogger lioux said…

    I'm glad I got the chance to come! I had a blast!

  • At 8:11 AM, Blogger julepandme said…

    Ok, so I'm commenting late, but had to say again great party (although I missed the peeing, that must have been after I wisely took myself home before getting into trouble) and it was so good to see you again before you leave.

    Try not to stress too much about the move. Drive down west along the coast - the Gulf is beautiful. And read Confederacy of Dunces ASAP!

  • At 8:37 AM, Blogger The Cajun Boy said… did i miss all that? and who is this mystery "friend" who requested me on myspace?

  • At 8:39 AM, Blogger The Cajun Boy said…

    or should i say who friend requested you but politely declined to take me to the damn party!!!

  • At 9:03 AM, Blogger Colleen said…

    Julep, to quote Kramer, "Oh, I'm stressed." Anyway thanks for coming, thanks for the books, and sorry I forgot to send you off with a plant.

    CB, your friend is known on the 'space as amy v cooper, voter. sorry to sell you out, AVC! next time you must cancel all plans for BBQ!

  • At 9:29 AM, Blogger julepandme said…

    awww, i forgot about the plant too. Oh well, I most likely would have killed it, anyway.

    hey, I also realized I'm in picture! That means you've stolen my soul, and my sould is now moving to BR. Take care of it, I may need it back someday.

  • At 10:14 AM, Blogger meanieT said…

    Wow! What I wouldn't give to have been at that kick-ass party....or any party, really. I'm just stuck here changin' diapers! Even though you're going to still be far from me, I feel sad that you're leaving. I used to love to come visit!

  • At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Alison Way said…

    So sorry I missed your kickass BBQ this weekend. Wouldn't you know it that when I often have weekends filled with plenty of time for making pudding and working on my latchhook rugs, this past would be the one weekend where my friend's birthday dinndinn coincided with your going-away/awry soiree (which, judging from your blog photos, looked like a fabulous time that would've been perfectly up my boozy, floozy alley).

    That said, I've been reading your blogs and feeling like we were separated at birth. It's just so sad to me that we met right BEFORE you're headed down to Swampland, when we could've been shopping for Fiestaware oddities and flea-marketing to our hearts content all this time!

    Well, there I go gettin' all sentimental and such. But I was wondering (knowing full well that you're leaving on Wednesday) if I could buy you one more going-away drinky winky. Maybe you have a few hours free before then and now? It would be great to see you again. I'll send this to your Cokane blog, as well, just in case!

  • At 11:04 AM, Blogger The Cajun Boy said…

    AH HA! i just knew that it had to be amy v! that little trollop! i'm gonna whip her ass.

    on the serious tip though, she's one of the best photogs in the biz right now.

    check out her web page...

  • At 11:11 AM, Blogger Colleen said…

    Her stuff is amazing!
    I love that half the comments today have been me and Caje.

  • At 1:47 PM, Blogger The Cajun Boy said…

    let's just keep this caj/coleen thread going all day. fuck everybody else!

    and yeah, she's a great photog! too bad you're not still at playgirl. i'd bet she could do magic with a set of cock and balls!

  • At 2:54 PM, Blogger Beth said…

    why is it that peeing in the woods does not have quite the same umph as peeing on a roof...

  • At 4:05 PM, Blogger Kartek said…

    I guess Patty's and my cat whispering to Gyp on Saturday did the trick. That and her biting of Patty got some of her anger out. What I want to know if it gyp will get walked around the backyard once she acclimates to her home?

  • At 4:17 PM, Blogger Hoosier Joe said…

    Don't worry, you'll experience your own Louisiana natural disaster eventually. Then you'll be free to make flood puns to your heart's content.

  • At 9:05 PM, Blogger Preworn said…

    Yeow! It looks like Dana the roof pee'er was up to shenanigans at the Ted Leo show at McCarren Pool a few days later.

    Does she do Bar Mitzvah's?


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